Free Lyrics 2026


Find Artist or Lyrics Title

Arrogant Worms, The ~ The Christmas Song


The table's set ant the turkey's out
Christmas is here, let out a shout
The family's gathered all about
Christmas, christmas is here!
Everyone is wearing big smiles
They all try to act nice for a while
Then george calls his in-laws vile
Christmas, christmas is here!

Always at one time of the year
When everyone's problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!

George has been drinking a lot
He just can't keep out of the sauce
He says his wife's been screwing her boss
Christmas, christmas is here!
Margaret throws her food in his face
People are hungry, it's really a waste
Then she screams, "how does that taste?"
Christmas, christmas is here!

Always at one time of the year
When everyone's problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!

George picks up the carving knife
Weilds it around and starts to slice
Henry cocks his shotgun twice
Christmas, christmas is here!
Henry says, "hey, what's the deal?
Just sit down and finish your meal
Or i'll pump you full of steel!"
Christmas, christmas is here!

Always at one time of the year
When everyone's problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!

Police arrive just after eight
Responding to a noise complaint
Open the door, what a grisly fate
Christmas, christmas is here!
Fa la la and deck the halls
Blood was spattered on the walls
Merry christmas, one and all!
Christmas, christmas is here!

Always at one time of the year
When everyone's problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!

Always at one time of the year
When everyone's problems disappear
And everyone smiles from ear to ear
Christmas, christmas is here!


more free lyrics


Random Albums and the Artists list from our database.




Warning: unlink(/www/wwwroot/nzidfj.siteforlyrics.com/cache/62775ec3fa2e8743d3ae70a68f9705b8.cache): Permission denied in /www/wwwroot/nzidfj.siteforlyrics.com/db_cache.php on line 54

Warning: file_put_contents(/www/wwwroot/nzidfj.siteforlyrics.com/cache/62775ec3fa2e8743d3ae70a68f9705b8.cache): Failed to open stream: Permission denied in /www/wwwroot/nzidfj.siteforlyrics.com/db_cache.php on line 73
Slimm Calhoun - Skinny Big Daddy Kane - Long Live the Kane Gang Starr - Moment of Truth Five - N/A Billy Idol - N/A Beatles - Anthology ABBA - Thank You For The Music Green Day - Kerplunk! 10cc - How Dare You (remastered) Tupac - Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z. Blondie - Platinum Collection Beach Boys - Sunflower Bruce Springsteen - unknown Blondie - Beautiful The Remix Album Adrian Belew - Lone Rhino Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) Kid Rock - Cocky Amy Grant - A Christmas To Remember Asia - Asia Nirvana - Nevermind Limp Bizkit - Three Dollar Bill Y'all UB40 - Baggariddim Bob Marley - Natty Dread Adam Ant - Prince Charming Jamiroquai - N/A Nick Carter - Now Or Never Atari Teenage Riot - 60 Second Wipe Out Joe - My Name Is Joe Vanessa Carlton - Be Not Nobody Abc - Beauty Stab Andy Williams - I Like Your Kind Of Love: The Best Of The Cadence Years Blink 182 - Mark Tom & Travis Show Blur - Think Tank Aerosmith - Rocks Puff Daddy - No Way Out Cat Stevens - Matthew & Son Cky - Infiltrate - Destroy - Rebuild Billy Bragg - Don't Try This At Home Bob Marley - Exodus Slayer - Reign In Blood